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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

From The London Times:

Outside the Bristol Zoo , in England, there is a parking lot for 150 cars and eight coaches, or buses.
It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 (about $1.40Cdn) and coaches £5 (about $7).
This parking attendant worked there uninterrupted for all of 25 years.
Then, one day, he didn't turn up for work.
"Oh well,", said Bristol Zoo management, "we'd better phone ...

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life ...

this is a true story! You tell me. . . . .

MY LAST TRIP TO Tesco
Yesterday I was at Tesco buying a large bag of Purina dog food for
Kendra's new dog, Maddison, and was in the checkout line when a woman
behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that ...

A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him.

Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him.

'Arrgh! What happened?' the Leprechaun asked.

'I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball,' the golfer says.

'Oh, I ...

Welcome to the Unofficial Fuji Finepix users site
Although we are a site set up for Fuji Finepix camera users, we welcome users of any make and model of camera, and any range of ability. The main aim of this site, is to provide a safe, secure and user friendly environment to chat about photography, and display your photographic results. We are open to people of all ages and abilities, and the site Admin and ...

Another fun thread. With this one, you add four words in order to create/continue a story.
eg:
post 1: once upon a time
post 2: There was a man
post 3: who walked past the
etc etc
It doesn't have to rhyme, or anything like that. Just add to it as if it was words in a book

The guy went in............

Just for fun post word associated with the one before it, lets see what we come up with and how long we can run it ;D
eg:
1/ Bacon
2/ egg
3/ chicken
4/ bird
5/ wings
6/ aeroplane
and so on.

I'll start the ball rolling with an easy one :D :D